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Wed Apr 20, 2005 10:12 am |
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hello my name is glayzenby and i am a skatebordr from englund in the uk. lol. my favourite music is him and i love bam cos he is so funny and i hate dc cos they sold out man and it sucks and i want to run away from my mum cos she is nasty lol lol olool olololololol.....
i cant really skat that well but except apart from manules i am good at manules lollol lol
dont really know what else to say except apart from hi and im funny so reply to me and dont call me a bumraider.............
Right, all you newcomers, this is the plain and simple truth - above is an example of what we DO NOT want you to post. As well as it being grammatically awful, lacking in any real substance and direction, it is above all a large sweaty pile of wank.
We dont want one long sentence, or appauling spelling, and certainly typing "lol" is a sure-fire way to be crucified with words.
I am trying to help you, but if you will insist on typing an intro that makes you look like an utter wankstain, then you may as well just not bother at all, and instead, spend the ten minutes it took you to type it all with one finger and then inserting the aforementioned digit, back into your anus'.
I thankyou.
Also, if you need some guidelines on what to put in your introduction. Click Here
And if you need some guidelines on how to construct a post, Click Here
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Wed Apr 20, 2005 12:41 pm |
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I don't think it really matters what we do anymore, the real dipshits will just come along and post without thought, and without looking around first. I would make this a sticky, but we've already got one that does a similar... not so "in your face" job. However... i think it will be worth keeping this one alive, and re-naming it.
Let me just get busy for a second.
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Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:11 pm |
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Good work Dave!
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Wed Apr 20, 2005 2:14 pm |
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Did you create that with me in mind?  I can relate to some of those things you put. Anyway, good work, a bit of crudeness goes a long way 
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Thu Apr 21, 2005 3:13 am |
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It wasn't directed at you, Demiflare, it was directed at all the dipshits immigrating into the eryc world. You're fine, dude, you spell well, you're just a bit strange sometimes, but I like you.
Edit: Well, sorta. A little bit.
However, that bit about not liking the mother, he totally plugged you, dude.
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Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:19 pm |
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Owned.
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Mon Apr 25, 2005 9:54 pm |
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Hey Glazenby are you into Father Ted? I just noticed yours signature, (laughing out loud)!
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 7:26 am |
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Ahh, t'be sure!!
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Tue Apr 26, 2005 11:24 am |
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| GLayzenby wrote: |
hello my name is glayzenby and i am a skatebordr from englund in the uk. lol. my favourite music is him and i love bam cos he is so funny and i hate dc cos they sold out man and it sucks and i want to run away from my mum cos she is nasty lol lol olool olololololol.....
i cant really skat that well but except apart from manules i am good at manules lollol lol
dont really know what else to say except apart from hi and im funny so reply to me and dont call me a bumraider.............
Right, all you newcomers, this is the plain and simple truth - above is an example of what we DO NOT want you to post. As well as it being grammatically awful, lacking in any real substance and direction, it is above all a large sweaty pile of wank.
We dont want one long sentence, or appauling spelling, and certainly typing "lol" is a sure-fire way to be crucified with words.
I am trying to help you, but if you will insist on typing an intro that makes you look like an utter wankstain, then you may as well just not bother at all, and instead, spend the ten minutes it took you to type it all with one finger and then inserting the aforementioned digit, back into your anus'.
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Yeah amen to that G man.
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