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this is funny when moe is hooked up to a lie detecter and is being asked questions about mr burns.


Eddie: Did you hold a grudge against Mr. Burns?
Moe: No. *buzz* All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him. *ding*
Eddie: Checks out. Okay sir, you're free to go.
Moe: Good, cuz I got a hot date tonight. *buzz* A date. *buzz* Dinner with friends. *buzz* Dinner alone. *buzz* Watching TV alone. *buzz* ALL RIGHT! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. *buzz* (ashamed) Sears catalog. *ding* Now would you unhook this already please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment. *buzz*

your just full of the scripts!!

no doubt

Skully: now we're going to run a few tests, this is a simple lie detector, i will ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully, do you understand?
Homer: yes
*lie detector blows up*

hehe cracks me up everytime!

Daf.

homer trying to get out of exercise class, and hes looking in a book for something tha might get him in disability pay.

homer: carpel tunnel syndrome, no, lumber lung, no, jugulars dispair. no, achey breaky pelvis, no... awwww im never gonna be disabled, im sick of being so healthy.

Agent:
Now, before I give you the cheque, one more question. This place "Moe's" you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?
Homer's Brain:
Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?
Homer:
It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Homer's Brain:
Heh heh heh. I would've never thought of that.


Homer:
Hmm...ow, pointy! Eww, slimy. Oh, moving! Ah-ha!
[looks, then says remorsefully]
Ohhh, twenty dollars...I wanted a peanut!
Homer's brain:
Twenty dollars can buy many peanuts!
Homer:
Explain how.

Homer's brain:
Money can be exchanged for good and services.



Homer:
All right, Brain, it's all up to you. If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever.
Homer's Brain:
Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding
Homer:
OK. But then we gotta get to work.
[pigs out]


Classic homer